http://www.mrormrsrightnow.com/romance-novel.html Romance novel reading is super for people looking to spice it up. en-us Thu, 23 Feb 2006 13:43:17 EST Thu, 23 Feb 2006 13:43:17 EST Weblog Editor 2.0 Grab yourself a romance novel or eight! Is your sweetie starting to get a little sick of you? Are the belches and lack of showering starting to wear on her... and making your love life suffer as a result? Think she is on the verge of walking out in favor of someone who doesn't do things such as... Drink maple syrup straight from the bottle? Make babies cry, and laugh about it, on a regular basis. Leave old, dried up deodorant cakes under their arms for weeks at a time? Well before she actually leaves, it would behoove you to give her some incentive to stick around. Pick up a cheesy romance novel and peep that piece. Scour it for ideas. Sweep her off her feet. Hey, maybe you aren't Fabio, or whoever those hunky guys are that adorn the covers of romance novels all over the world. But you can do a little pretending. You might not be able to shed that beer gut, but you can at least pick up some chocolates on the way home or something. Come on. You aren't a complete idiot when it comes to romance, are you? Do you really need a romance novel to tell you that women like having expensive things purchased for them, but even more so, attention paid to them? If you are not a fan of books, then sign on to any of the numerous romance chats online and get some inspiration that way. It's not to hard to spice up things at home if you are just willing to put in a little bit of effort from time to time. Still, a romance novel never hurts. In fact, it can be quite pleasurable for the people who open up their hearts and minds and decide to live for the moment. Relationships need to be nurtured, and whatever can stoke those passions should be employed. Thu, 23 Feb 2006 13:43:17 EST